snooki lays down the facts
Perhaps, if women weren’t more often bat-shit crazy, always taken, and didn’t come with the risk of accidentally signing an 18 year contract with criminal interest rates, the gay community wouldn’t be inflating, either.
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The Pokemon World vs. Real World:
In the Pokemon world, they’re all running around the woods and forests picking fights. In the real world, there are no kids running around the woods and forests, they were all abducted… not so sure it was to steal their Pokemon.
In the Pokemon world, gangs are usually made up of a bunch of school-aged kids bullying everyone and picking even more fights than the preschoolers. I never see them the woods and forests. In the real world, not even the police can stop gangs. Let’s teach kids it’s alright to fight them, even if they have really strong “Pokemon”!
In the Pokemon world, you can walk into peoples’ homes. Hey people living here! I’m just walking in like I own the place. Oh, look! An item! I think I’ll just take that! I’m so bold, not even gangs walk into random houses! In the real world, you’d probably be assaulted if you walked into a random house snooping around and striking up conversation with the uncomfortable homeowners.
In the Pokemon world, after a battle — even with the “bad guys”, ya’ll stop and hand over cash to the winner. Oh, man this sucks, I so lost. Well here’s 1,500 Pokedollars because you won. In the real world, it’s called mugging.
In the Pokemon world, you’re either on drugs, or gyms really do defy physics and require skills most athletes don’t even have. In the real world, shoot, I’d be dead within 20ft.
In the Pokemon world, you get a whisper telling you when you can and can’t use your bike, etc. In the real world, that’s called insanity. Seriously, how is it normal to hear Professor Oak’s voice come out of freaking nowhere telling you that it’s not okay to ride your bike in the Pokemon Center?
I don’t know about you, but the Pokemon World is just crazy full of Anarchy all over the place.
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